“….You were the one stealing my patients.”

“….FUCK.”

“KARKAT I MAY BE YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT I REFUSE TO SHARE MY PATIENTS GO FIND YOUR OWN.”

“I WASN’T STEALING YOUR PATIENTS I—UHH— I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU DIAGNOSE THEM.”

“KARKAT I’VE KNOWN YOU MY ENTIRE LIFE DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT I’LL FALL FOR YOUR LIES.”

“KINDA HOPEFUL ABOUT THAT YEAH.”

“KARKAT.”

“NEPETA.”

“KARKAT.”

“WILL YOU TWO FUCKWITS STOP YELLING LIKE A FEW SANGAS SHORT OF A PICNIC AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE?”

“S-sorry Dr. English I’ll be on my way now..!”

“AND I’LL JUST SIT HERE WITHOUT ANY PATIENTS AN—”

“STOP YELLING.”

“Fine yeesh.”